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Your Ideal Thanksgiving Outfit, Sorted and Illustrated

Turkey + rolls + mashed potatoes and gravy = food coma, not skinny jeans. Which is why we’re making the argument to prioritize comfort over dressing to impress this Thanksgiving.

Break out the four-way stretch shirts, reach way back into the closet for those ’90s Hammer pants with the Velcro waist, and rock your socks off on our most gluttonous of holidays.

A visual guide to the ultimate Thanksgiving outfit…

Can’t find a few of the key pieces in the depths of your closet? Never fear, we’ve hit Tacoma Thrift to highlight the kinds of wardrobe items you should seek.

This 6th Ave business boasts a curated collection of clothes and glassware, endless trinkets, and a friendly staff who are ready to help you find that just-can’t-live-without-it treasure.

During a recent visit, we discussed the perks of multicolored shirts, which are ideal for camouflaging gravy and cranberry sauce stains…

We also put a few garments through the, “Appetizer Stage vs. Post-Pumpkin Pie” expandability test.

If you insist on being rational about your turkey consumption, Tacoma Thrift still has you covered. The calorie-conscious can hunt for gems such as this hold-the-fun wine glass, and a “diet fork” sure to leave you frustrated and famished.

Happy Thanksgiving, Tacoma! Keep it nifty, keep it thrifty.

Illustration by Nina Hartman, images by Sierra Hartman.

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